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I find it very endearing that Vincent snores.

hahaaaaaaaahahahaha oh god.

WHEN YOU TURNED ME INTO A MONSTER AND THE CHAOS-KEY TO OMEGA-WORLD DESTRUCTION WHY DIDN’T YOU AT LEAST FIX MY NASAL AND SINUS PROBLEMS AND THAT WEIRD THING WITH MY SEPTUM YOU CALL YOURSELF DOCTORS

Hojo’s all, dude. Do I look like a otolaryngologist? Chillax.

You’d think turning into monsters would cure my sleep apnea, but instead it enhances my growls and snarls, and as a psycho with a mask gives me breathing problems.

Thanks, Hojo et al.

(But Vincent who snores is secretly my head-canon, and the bane of all love interests connected to him).

There’s always that issue where they try to find a way to tell him to try sleeping on his side instead. Instead of. Well, on his back with his arms crossed across his chest. Which simply exacerbates the otherwise manageable snoring.

Not very conducive to snuggling either.

And then there’s the gold gauntlet. I mean, the amount of blood he draws when he does that deep gurgling snore where he practically chokes and wakes himself up with a flail of arms, and said partner is lying next to him going URGH IMPALEMENT IMPALEMENT VIN NOT THE GOOD KIND OF IMPALEMENT OMG PLEASE PLEASE STOP. TAKE THE BLOODY THING OFF IN BED, SERIOUSLY MAN.

Vincent’s all, *morose* you don’t want to see what’s under the gold glove.

And they’re all, what, like, mismatched tan lines?!? Pruny skin? The tattoo of some girl you knew and swore you’d love forever when you were sixteen?

If it’s all about the arm, they can just go “You know when you keep saying that, it makes me want to see all the more; like, there are back-alley amputations and weapons-grafting in Midgar, if there’s claws and scales and fur then it’s just more texture added to the fun!”

I’m pretty sure everyone involved would enjoy that mutilated arm and the possibilities it can do in bed, or whatever. It could just be me.

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